Pretty but Offensive Card.

 This Card was made as a joke. It's prettiness lulls the recipient into thinking they are getting a nice card, but the words inside are so offensive  you couldn't send it to anyone unless you are 100%  sure they would not be easily offended and find it funny.

Hubby came up with the alternative ending to the rhyme  on the front of this card.  
I would not be happy  writing the verse here as it contains one very nasty swear word.
The frame on the front was created using the Stampin' up   heirloom dies and  coordinating embossing folder.
I bought some pre cut plastic mirrors to make this card.